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How I Won Dave Matthews Band Concert Tickets By Saying "Butt Crack"!
10:14 am in Funnies by Chef Keem
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Chef Keem Does Brando With A German-Texan Drawl
2:44 pm in Featured, Funnies by Chef Keem
The passion, the disappointment, the hurt pride of a chef – in this “Southern” version of the original script! (Rated ASS for “Almost Suicidal Shtick”)
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Nervous Breakdown? Don't Worry – Call These Cervices…
2:51 pm in Funnies by Chef Keem
Good news, folks!
This notice at the door of an Austin, Texas MHMR office will let us all breathe a little easier. Here’s what I recommend -
- Read the bottom part of this note (right above the phone number)
- Ensure your understanding of the term cervices (read the definition below)
- Have a nervous breakdown, anxiety attack, or whatever strikes your bi-polar fancy
- Don’t worry – just call!
- Listen for the siren when the little guys come to the rescue…
(Thumbnail image by mar52laine. Thank you.)
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Swine Flu – What Really Happened And How To Prevent It!
3:39 pm in Breaking News, Funnies by Chef Keem
You would think that his parents would have the good sense to prevent this occurrence. But nooo – they were probably rolling in the mud, completely oblivious to the impending doom…
1. What happened
2. The consequences…
Piggy bank image courtesy of nieve44. Thank you. Toddler image by unknown author.
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The Ten Commandments As Seen Through The Squid Eye
8:18 pm in Featured, Funnies, Squid Etiquette by Chef Keem
1. I am SQUID your GODIN who brought you out of the land of oblivion, from the house of irrelevance. You shall have no other godins before Me…
2. Do not use the SQUID logo in your own graphics and then worship the hell out of them
3. Do not swear falsely by the name of SQUID in hub pages, blogs, or forums
4. Take a freaking day off from lensrank obsession
5. Honor your Squid Angels and Squid Citizens
6. Do. Not. Spam (the verb). It’s a killer.
7. Do not ‘hit’ on other lensmasters
8. Do not copy/paste content from sources other than yourself
9. Do not bitch about other squids in the SquidU forum
10. Do not covet your neighbor’s purple star
Ain’t life easy?
Bavarian Squid Angel design courtesy of lensmaster Steve Thompson.
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