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How I Won Dave Matthews Band Concert Tickets By Saying "Butt Crack"!

May 14, 2009 By Chef Keem Leave a Comment

It pays to have a “Tshermenn eckssent”!

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Chef Keem Does Brando With A German-Texan Drawl

May 11, 2009 By Chef Keem 3 Comments

Reject a chef’s offer and drama ensues…

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Nervous Breakdown? Don't Worry – Call These Cervices…

May 4, 2009 By Chef Keem Leave a Comment

Good news, folks! This notice at the door of an Austin, Texas MHMR office will let us all breathe a little easier. Here’s what I recommend – Read the bottom part of this note (right above the phone number) Ensure your understanding of the term cervices (read the definition below) Have a nervous breakdown, anxiety [...]

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