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Zombies Have A Role In Marketing Scams Too, Chef

June 24, 2009 in Featured, Fistful Thinking By Drifter & Keem by drifter0658

Brain eating puppet masters

Brain eating puppet masters

Don’t forget about the Zombies, chef. They wear dirty sneakers too.

I have read you post about the recent marketing guru pitches several times and have come to this conclusion. You are dead right. In fact, you are so correct that there is danger in what you say. The assault on our yearning to do better in our lives has grown to the point of annoyance, which has led me personally to burn e-mail after e-mail purely based on the subject line. That is dangerous. The spam filter in my left brain has grown too wide I’m afraid.

The strategies and tactics you mentioned, that were once designed to tickle our right brain’s curiosity,  have become the standard modus operandi. These approaches are copy/paste methods that anyone wanting to make a quick buck and get out of town are finding far too easy to use. I have seen so many of these that my left brain has taken over and filed them away under B.S. for future reference.

I have a client who is a product creation and implementation coach, as well as a personal branding coach, who is tired of all the Sneaky Sams that use lofty language designed to set the hook and put suckers in their nets. This woman is straightforward, shoot from the hip, no holds barred. She says up front that you’re going to sweat if you’re going to succeed. She also let’s you know that she has no time for those who won’t let go of the apron strings. She’ll cuss at her clients, stomp her feet, and even threaten to burn bunnies in their yards. She wants her clients to succeed and helps those who really want it.

My client is out to battle the Jim Jones “drink the kool-aid and everything will be okay” effect of most marketing gurus. She also has a real cold heart towards those brain eating puppet masters that pull the strings at our 9 to 5’s.

She calls herself the Zombie Killer.

If I would have seen “Killin’ Zombies is my game” in the subject line of an e-mail a month ago, I would have burned it.

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Fistful Thinking: Don't Throw Rocks Without Opening Your Windows

May 25, 2009 in Featured, Fistful Thinking By Drifter & Keem by drifter0658

The Power Of Community

The Power Of Community

I’m going to become a bi-sexual. Maybe the field will open up  for me.

~ Rodney Dangerfield

Okay chef, I know you like to talk about the power of tribes. Here’s your chance, but a few words from me first, if you will.

It is hammered into our online existence that if we want to survive, we must first find a niche. The narrower the niche, the better. Then we promote our niche to gain a following, or tribe. The power of one, then gains a great snowball out of obscurity hell.

Not only does this make perfect sense, but it has been proved over and over. I applaud all niches that gain successful momentum. One of the coolest niches at Squidoo is RocketMoms. Created to serve a powerful demographic, RocketMoms has gained so much momentum during a short tenure that critical eyes have been cast upon them; going as far as calling them sexist.

A tongue in cheek thread was started at the forum in SquidU that has resulted of accusations of exclusion by RocketMoms because the group only allows women.  The real truth is, the group is catering to a niche; Work At Home Mothers (WAHM). It’s really that simple.

But, what I really want to address is a logical step not much discussed when talking niches and community structure. Every community can be broken down to subgroups, and the subgroups can be, and often are, broken down even farther.  It’s the strength of all the groups, or niches, that give power to the community.

Let’s say that someone starts a RocketDads group while embracing the RocketMoms  group instead of casting stones at them ( I for one would much rather embrace a RocketMom rather than piss her off). Chances are the RocketMoms will be much more willing to help the fledgling RocketDads group through promotion and sharing. But, if rocks are hurled at the RocketMoms group, walls will be built to guard against the direction of the attack.

On the other hand, if both groups work in harmony, chances are a third group would emerge. RocketParents would lend strength to both RocketMoms and RocketDads. Now we have three groups working together to create a stout community. The work gets easier and the gains become greater.

Roger Konopasek gives an eleoquent explanation of this in a comment attached to the post Which Lemming Do You Want To Be?

Intolerance  doesn’t rock the boat, it keeps it from making port.

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Making Money by Making Friends: Social Marketing for Your Business Success

May 23, 2009 in Editorial, Making Money, Social Networking, jennifer akers by jennifer-akers

Do you know about the new mindset in business marketing? You have probably read about social media marketing — marketing that focuses on social networks, places like our favorite Squidoo and hundreds of others. I’ve been fascinated by social media marketing. In my research, I’ve trained with social marketing groups, read online articles, and reviewed business books by social marketing gurus, like Paul Gillin, Joel Comm, and Simon Ford. What have I learned? Social marketing is a crucial element to your business success.

Traditional Marketing is a one-way street.

Traditional marketing follows a linear path. Product information is given from the business to the customer. It flows in one direction. While a business may be lucky to get word-of-mouth sales, the bulk of information concentrates on this business-to-consumer path.

Companies focus their branding and products, so that consumers know exactly what their product is about and where to purchase it. Whether your business is big or small, you need solid branding and a product launch that attracts customers. But, a different type of marketing is necessary for your business success.

New marketing is global.

In today’s world of the internet, the global community is your neighborhood. You can reach people all over the world by Skype, social platforms, websites, and emails; all of which turn your business into a 24-hour, easily accessible operation. Consumers are able to purchase goods and services from a worldwide supply. Choices seem limitless. How can you compete with all these unknown competitors? It’s not about screaming the loudest. 

While marketing traditionally uses the fear factor (see Chef Keem and Drifter’s post on The Two Most Effective Marketing Tricks in History), businesses now find consumers in larger roles. Consumers have more control because they can discuss their opinions through blogs, instant messaging, social networks, and citizen journalism. Marketing becomes a dialogue between business and consumers. Sales boil down to trust. Do they trust you enough to buy your latest product?

 

Let customers test-drive your product.

Do you remember the viral video on Diet Coke and Mentos geysers? The experiments, started by Fritz Grobe and Stephen Voltz, caught the attention of millions of people, including the Coca Cola company. They were not happy to see their product being used in a seemingly frivolous video. However, their marketing department quickly realized consumers were happy, and more importantly, they were purchasing Coke’s product to create their own geyser experiments.  Was this part of their original marketing plan? No, but they were smart enough to let customers jump in the driver’s seat.

If you start a dialogue with your customers, you also must let go of some control of your product or service. This is a scary aspect for most business owners, who calculate every avenue to a product launch. This continuous conversation is social networking, and it allows business owners to find out what works, and what doesn’t, directly from their customers. Like Coca Cola, you may find that your customers are using your product differently than your original vision. You can use the information to branch into another direction.

Social networking expands your business.

Consumers want reliable products from people they trust. Sure, you can woo them with flashy ads, but they won’t continue to buy based on a single ad. Business owners realize that the best customers are regular customers. Smart owners are using social networking to deepen the relationship between business and consumers.

Introduce your product or service on Squidoo. Visit SquidU,  find friends, and join others’ fan clubs. You’re not looking for mass-friending. Social networking is about quality relationships – trust and transparency at its core. 

Is this the fastest way to market? No, but you’re not in this for the quick buck. If you’re smart, you want long-term relationships with your customers – and social networking builds relationships. If your friends trust you, they’ll buy from you. You’ll gain happy, regular customers, who will tell others about you. 

Your sales will increase in an organic branching, rather than a forced road. Sales are built on trust, and they have deeper roots. As a consumer, wouldn’t you rather buy from a trusted friend than someone you know nothing about? 

Since it’s easy to find most any product available on the internet, customers also want the best deal. They are more likely to buy, and continue to buy, from a trusted friend, who sells reliable products and services.

As a business owner, are you a trusted friend? Social marketing is the way to create relationships with your customers.

Go on, now. Make friends and build your business.

Image courtesy of mermaid99. Thank you.

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The Two Most Effective Marketing Tricks In History!

May 19, 2009 in Fistful Thinking By Drifter & Keem by Chef Keem

Spreading fear.
Lying

A gadzillion-moolah success strategy that has worked for ages…

  • Cave men swung clubs
  • Crusaders yielded swords
  • Clerics burned “witches”
  • Nazis gassed Jews
  • Governments utilized terrorist acts for their agenda
  • Marketers predicted doom

Fear.

They invoked higher authorities, patriotism, righteousness, data…

Lies. (We bought them all.)

They told us – “Jesus died for your sins and we’ll have to kill you if you don’t follow us!” (Last time I checked, Jesus rose from the grave to eliminate fear for all mankind.)

They told us, something is out to get us…however, complete surrender of spirit and rights will guarantee our safety. Ka-ching!

Meanwhile, the brain-washers use highly sophisticated tools…irrational fears are firmly implanted in our genes!

Marketers know that and give us the choice:

a) Pain, misery, and a living environment in brown-tones, or…
b) CELEMORONOXITIN (only $475 per month), plus: golfing, boating, running with grand kids, joyful family gatherings, daily health and happiness…things we want so badly that we even ignore the little side effects of liver and kidney damage, stroke, seizures, etc… (Hey, the first month is free!)

a) Pimples, social outcast, rejection, loneliness, or…
b) CLARIFOOL (only $49/month with 3-year commitment), plus: instant “Perfect 10”, hunk, babe, deliriously happy relationships…

marketing-tricks

Commercials come packaged with programming designed to make us feel emotionally vulnerable. Movies draw us in – right where the ads want us to be.

Ka-ching! Ka-ching!

We don’t really have a choice anymore. We watch it, live it, breathe it, believe it…we’re used to it, and worse – we use it.

Our pitch pages say -

  • Do you really want to waste your time by working without my product?
  • Do you really want to keep worrying about your bills?
  • You’ll never get anywhere without my expertise!
  • Do you want to miss out on this chance of a lifetime?

Can you feel the fear?

And then we lie -

  • You’ll make the cost of this course back within the first week! (How can we possibly know this ahead of time?)
  • You might not make millions but how does $4k per month sound to you? (Very slick!)
  • Your life will change forever! (Probably true – we evolve.)

A Different Kind Of Marketing Thinking

Bear with me, PotPieGirl and a few other generous souls. I’m not talking about you. And I’m certainly not above the seduction of financial success! I just would like to begin to think differently…recognize and let go of my fears. I hate the feeling of doubt when I leave another pitch page with glorious promises: maybe I should have bought this one?

Naomi Dunford, top internet marketer of IttyBiz.com fame, wrote the following (excerpt) in an email to me:

…don’t ever feel pressured to buy. It makes me insanely sick when I see the pressure people put on readers to become customers. Stupid, stupid, stupid. You hang out and listen to the free stuff and learn and then maybe some day down the road you’ll buy something and maybe you won’t, but either way, we can still be friends.

No fear, only sharing. And as a consequence – no lying necessary, either. She’ll be the first one I’ll buy from when I can.

Thing is, people pay less and less attention to market criers. Seth & Co. have changed our paradigms.

Let’s take a good look at our irrational fears – as marketers or as customers.

Any ideas?

(Image courtesy of rofltosh. Thank you.)

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Where's The Love?

May 19, 2009 in Fistful Thinking By Drifter & Keem by drifter0658

Pardon me, but there is going to be an echo here.

I too believe in God. And I believe that God created us in his own likeness. I don’t believe that the Holy Father loves us like a drunken, cold spirited abuser with a black heart. What would the point be in that? How can we be expected to react to the teaching of fear in any other way than by being mindless sheep? Would that be the way of an enlightened being?

Where is the love?

Two thousand years ago a rebel created quite a ruckus. This revolutionary didn’t rise up to fight against the armies and the government that oppressed his people. No, he fought against his religion. He protested loudly and clearly that his religion had given up the message of love for rules and control through the vehicle of fear. This man, the greatest of teachers, paid for his love with his life.

Since that time, many faiths have sprung forth in his name. And many of those faiths have taken up the same practices that he fought against. Man made rules on how to live like God wants us to. How arrogant is that?

Why do organized Christian religions teach with a heavy hand of fear? Is it because the message of love is too easy to teach? Is it because there is an easy buck to be made in fear? Is organized religion the ultimate experiment in niche marketing?

Most of my life I was taught to fear my actions, and now that I have learned that my actions are steeped in love I’m told I’m a sinner. Because I question and try to learn about the wonderful world God has put before us, I’m going to hell. Because I dismiss the man made laws and doctrine surrounding God, I’m going to hell.

My God doesn’t do gigs. He doesn’t show up at the same building, on Wednesdays at 7:30 p.m. and Sundays at 8:00 and Noon. My God is right outside my window, right now. My God is that redbird, chirping at me. My God is sleeping in the next room. My God is the elderly black woman who was frozen by fear as she stood at the top of an escalator. My God whispered,”Bless you”, as the woman released her grip on my arm at the bottom of that escalator.

I don’t fear my God, I love him.

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