JC: “Dream on, m’friend. And I don’t have a ‘busy schedule’ – it’s all happening in this very moment. Everything. Don’t you know that?”
CK: “Um… yeah, of course. So – what do you think about Squidoo, Mr. J?”
JC: “Stop that silly ‘Mr. J’, will ya? We’re brothers – I’ve said that a long time ago. Talking about ‘a long time ago’ – tell your buddy Seth that his ‘tribes concept’ is not all that new either. Look up Genesis/Seth’s tribe and you’ll see what I mean…”
CK: “Will do. Back to our interview – are we going to see lenses by lensmaster Jesus in the near future?”
JC: “Nope.”
CK: “What do you mean, um, bro? Don’t you think you’d have a lot of unique, useful content to share?”
JC: “Listen – you might be a Squid Angel on the books, but you’re still as blind as a tadpole with shades! I AM already published on Squidoo.com!”
CK: “You are?? How come I’ve never seen your name as a lensmaster ID?”
JC: “You are one dense character, Mr. Chef Keem! Can’t you see? Do I really have to explain this to you? I don’t publish as a lensmaster – I share myself through lensmasters!”
CK: “Wow! Now since you’ve mentioned it – it makes a lot of sense. After all, you’re currently not incarnated, right?”
JC: “Damn right, bud! If I were, you boneheads would shoot me on the spot! Remember Martin, and some of my other personal messengers?”
CK: “It’s a shame that we often don’t recognize the prophets in our own country…”
“Could you tell us more about how you share yourself through lensmasters? Do you enter their minds?”
JC: “I don’t enter nothing, you of little faith. Let me explain it so even you might understand…”
“When Squidoo members create a lens, and they open their hearts in the spirit of authenticity, honesty, generosity and sincere helpfulness, their personal vibes enter a higher frequency which then connects with mine for divine inspiration. You see – I don’t do anything. They do it themselves. My vibes are always available!”
“Higher inspiration is all you need – meaning: put your ego in an empty module and delete the default title. Everything else will fall into place, even your Squidoo lens.”
“As Our Dad always says: ‘It is my great pleasure to give you the Kingdom.’ But only if you want it, buster!”
CK: “Holy cow!”
JC: “Watch your mouth, old man! You’re being udderly ridiculous!”
CK: “Sorry, I just meant to say W00t, or something…”
JC: “Look – if you’re a self-centered bastard in your offline life, you’ll probably won’t get very far in your online community either.”
CK: “But Squid Angels will go to heaven, right?”
JC: “Je-sus Krist! What’s that got to do with anything? I think your Angel job has gotten too much into your head! My. Friend.”
CK: “Funny you say that – a guy named Paul expressed this suspicion one day in the SquidU forum. Wait a minute…Paul…hmmm – don’t tell me there is a connection with your old friend Paul from back then….?”
JC: “Never mind.”
CK: “So, who are your favorite lensmasters?”
JC: “You.”
CK: “Wow, thanks!”
JC: “Not.”
CK: “Aw, come on…”
JC: “You’re such a Bavarian wiesel! I don’t have any favorites – I love everyone the same. Ever heard of unconditional love?”
CK: “But can’t you tell us who’s connected with you on a higher level and then written some outstanding content…?”
JC: “Sure. And you don’t have to look very far. Most of your SquidLog authors communicate with me on a regular basis.”
CK: “Most?”
JC: “You could check in a bit more often!”
CK: “You call that ‘unconditional love’?”
JC: “Uh, shut up!”
And with that he was gone. He left a little note, though, saying he’d be glad to come back and answer any questions you might have for Him. Why don’t you write some down in the comment box below…
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I wonder if drinks coffee and wears leather?
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